Hundreds Flee As Toothpaste Monster Attacks Portugal Beach

PORTO, PORTUGAL—Hundreds fled the beaches of the resort town of Porto in northern Portugal on Thursday when a toothpaste monster landed on the beach. The monster emerged from the water around noon on Friday, squealing loudly. While most tourists and residence fled, a few were assaulted by the monster. However, the monster quickly returned to the water without explanation, leaving its victims with brighter teeth and fresh breath.