Ghost of Jimmy Buffett Withdrawals All Funds from Bank to Take It with Him

MIAMI - Saying “I’m taking it with me!” the ghost of recently deceased musical legend Jimmy Buffett walked into a local Miami bank on Friday and withdrew all funds from his account.

The “Margaritaville” singer, who died September 1, approached the counter, much to the astonishment of onlookers and asked to withdraw all money from his account. A short time later Buffett departed the bank with several bags of cash which security guards loaded into a secure armored vehicle. Before he left the bank Buffett’s ghost reportedly handed out bags of Cheeseburgers in Paradise to stunned patrons.

Later Friday, Buffett’s ghost was spotted in the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami with members of his family, the Coral Reefer band, his dog and thousands of fans. Saying “let’s all go to that great Margaritaville in the sky! Who’s with me?” Buffett reportedly raised his hands and the maniacal crowd disappeared with Buffett in a flash of heavenly light.